If potatoes had voices...

I wonder what they'd sound like...

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notsogillian:

why can’t all these old white guys who are running the country just understand:

  • the world has changed since when you were going to law school
  • i can love whoever the fuck i want and it should be none of your concern
  • its my body and i have the right to do whatever the hell i want to do with it
  • i dont read from your bible and my life shouldn’t be controlled based on what it says

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smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

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killthenoisetho:

superwholockian2016:

ofmiceandfallingboys:

shavostars:

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

I need this in my life once more.

The song of my people.

OMG YAAAAAASSSSSSSS

OH MY GOD

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